Normal
medio | 
22%
Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
Normal
fácil | 68%
Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Normal
difícil | 12%
Listen to all of Pop Up's introduction; ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
Normal
medio | 30%
Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree 50+ times, cuz you don't listen, you little popsicle stick.
Normal
medio | 33%
Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it. This isn't a game for snitches!
Normal
medio | 20%
Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame.
Normal
fácil | 52%
Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Normal
fácil | 40%
Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that, mom and dad?
Normal
medio | 21%
Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
Normal
medio | 35%
Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even an achievement?
Normal
difícil | 13%
Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!
Normal
fácil | 40%
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Normal
fácil | 41%
Glorkon mixed the world! What they get an achievement for that? But it’s just a cut scene!
Normal
medio | 26%
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Normal
muy difícil 
| 7%
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
Normal
medio | 25%
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
Normal
medio | 37%
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Normal
fácil | 51%
IT'S BBALL TIME! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Normal
medio | 29%
You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Normal
difícil | 10%
What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?!
Normal
muy fácil | 87%
You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! Your actions have consequences in this game!
Normal
muy difícil | 5%
You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer!
Normal
difícil | 14%
Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
Normal
muy difícil | 7%
Jopo Saves the Universe
Normal
difícil | 15%
You collected all the rare power babies! Let’s sell ‘em on my boy, T-Ham's Etsy account!
Normal
difícil | 14%
You got the high score in Space Slam, and my wife isn't dead! We're slaying it!
Normal
difícil | 19%
You watched a VCR tape! Was the clue clear enough for you? God forbid you figure it out yourself!
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